Moss can kill anyone he wants! Moss cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. Moss is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that one night Moss was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Moss killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Moss totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Moss has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Moss is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact. Moss is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love Moss with all of my body (including my pee pee).

PS: that's Kate Moss i'm talking about of course!